True Love
Jimmy Butler Really Loves Taylor Swift
Jimmy Butler loves Taylor Swift and he's not afraid to show it. Good for him.
Stream Kanye West's "Awesome," a Song Presumedly About How Awesome He Thinks Kim Kardashian Is
There's no word if this song will appear on 'So Help Me God.'
Rosetta Orbiter to Comet 67P: Be My Valentine?
The Rosetta spacecraft will get the closest it’s been to its comet on Valentine’s Day. Aww.
I Attended a Juggalo Wedding at the Gathering of the Juggalos
At this weekend's annual Gathering of the Juggalos, Tiffany and Dip Set married each other in a ceremony celebrating family values like acceptance, Faygo, and anal sex.
Thoughts on Steak and Blowjob Day, from a Woman Who Teaches a Class on Steak and Blowjob Day
I hope your meat is tenderized and your balls are clean, because today is Steak and Blowjob Day.
I Went to a Gay Rodeo, and Now I Want to Bone Cowboys
I never liked rodeos, because I had never experienced the rugged masculinity of the true rural cowboy. But after a day of chatting with some gay horse riders at the Alberta Rockies Gay Rodeo Association's rodeo, the sex appeal of the cowboy became...
'Death to the Tinman' by Ray Tintori
A series of unfortunate events leads to Bill getting tin replacements for his arms, legs, and eventually the rest of his body, but he still has a human heart. Bill's new appearance scares away his love, Jane, who falls for his reincarnated heartless...
My Parents Know More Than You - Is Love Real? How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Father
I was mid-asking my dad what a "Skrillex" was when he interrupted me to say, "Baby, do you remember when yer mom poured grits on m'head?" Here is their story of true love.
A New Concept in Romance: The Vaginal Retainer
We interviewed a sex tourist and the Thai prostitute he pays to "not screw around".