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Worst Hot Take of the Week: A BBC Reporter Doxxing the Father of a Sick Child
Boris Johnson was caught in a lie. The sensible response? Call out the man who exposed the lie as the opposition, then direct all of your Twitter followers at him.
Calm Down, James Martin – a Fireman Mascot Doesn't Have a Queer Agenda
The worst take of the week: James Martin, celebrity chef, protesting a fire service mascot change by pivoting to 'otter'.
Worst Hot Take of the Week: The Queen Actually Letting Boris Suspend Parliament
"Mummy, can you suspend democracy for me? I want to go hard Brexit!"
Tommy Robinson: Convicted of Journalism and the Worst Hot Take About His Situation
Michael Fabricant suggesting that the Tory party needs a little "madness and pizazz" to get through Brexit was a deranged take to out-do, and yet...
ICYMI, Ann Widdecombe Doesn't Understand Either Slavery or Empire
This week, as we pit two of the worst takes against each other, neither Widdecombe nor Jonathan Pie care about context or… meaning.
Grabbing a Peaceful Protester By the Neck Is Quite Bad, Actually
It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
What's Gone On This Week: Jeremy Corbyn Wants to Give Brexit Back to the Public
The only thing I can imagine being a bigger recruitment tool for the far-right than another referendum is if Corbyn tested the Queen's chin with a left-right combo outside The Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
What's Gone On This Week: Welsh Independence Edition
With Brexit fuelling discontent in Wales, Wheatus – confirmed Sons of Glyndwr – offer their support for independence while Nigel Farage fails to win over Merthyr.
What's Gone On This Week: The Hatching of Another Royal Baby
In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
What's Gone On This Week: Nature's Revenge
Humans are railing so much gear it's affecting shrimp in rural Suffolk, but Pete Doherty has been hospitalised by a hedgehog so it all evens out.
What's Gone On This Week: Bank Holiday Chaos Edition
From billionaires of the world uniting to restore Notre Dame to Jayne Secker's car-crash interview about renting, it's been a big week for brazen wealth inequality.
What's Gone On This Week: Tory MP Offers a Simply Pathetic Solution to Knife Crime
Also a man was fined for "smashing a seagull to death in front of children" after it went for his chips in Weston-super-Mare.