Australian Rules
How the AFL Tried, Failed, and Keeps Trying To Break Into the US
With just under 2000 registered players and 42 clubs, Australian Rules has taken a foothold in America without fans or money.
Hannah Mouncey Cleared to Become VFL's First Trans Footballer
The decision sparked trolling of the footballer online.
The Spew Round 21 - Night of the Doppelgangers and a Technicolor Yawn
The Bulldogs hold off Collingwood and North gets a Hawks thumping but as always, there's more to these AFL matches than the results.
The Spew Round 20 - Killer Bees in the Woods and Battle of the Cock Honkers
After Richmond's effort last week, it's kill or be killed against the Pies at the MCG. As for Hawks vs Demons, picking a likeable underdog was like choosing between William Randolph Hearst and Otto von Bismarck.
THE SPEW 19 - The Dogs were Dismembered in Ice Cream Killer Fashion
Meanwhile at Manuka Oval the Giants plan to break a record number of Richmond supporters' hearts. After a detour through Damien Hardwick's violently constricting anus.
THE SPEW Round 15: Weekend at Hinkleys and Here Come the Jazz Gods
Port had the Tigers' measure and the Bulldogs dropped sweet scat all over the hometown Swans.
Former AFL Star Ben Cousins in Hospital After Directing Traffic on a Perth Highway
Police officers told the ABC that no charges have been laid as the incident is being treated as a mental health issue.
The Spew Round 6: Enter Nick Dal Swanson – Half Sharkalligator, Half Man
Also: Hawthorn loses, Stevie J turns it on, and Mick Malthouse makes a nifty joke about digital prostate exams.
The 2013 AFL Grand Final – an Appeal to the Resistance
If you think you're too smart for football, you're probably not.