It’s a tale as old as time: man notices attractive woman, woman shows no interest, and her bae grows pissed at the unwanted suitor. The men take their fight outside and, as always, shit goes down.
Not only can you catch this kind of love triangle form in the club on a Saturday night, it also presents itself in the animal kingdom—in this case, between three aggressive alpacas.
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Last week, Desus and Mero lent their own brand of Attenborough-esque commentary to the brutal alpaca brawl, which saw three animals fighting over love, sex, and testicles.
You can watch the latest episode of Desus & Mero for free online now, and be sure to catch new episodes weeknights at 11 PM on VICELAND.