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Tech

I Tried Not to Cum While Playing the Adult Games Advertised on Pornhub

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By Samantha Cole
Health

The Complex Ethics of Saving a Dead Person’s Sperm

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By Emma Grillo
A Parisian Perfume for People Who Want to Smell Like Semen

05.24.19

By Lara Williams
A Man Burned Down a Canberra Massage Parlour Because it ‘Smelled Like Semen’

02.06.19

By Gavin Butler
‘Jizz In My Pants’ Marked a Turning Point in Internet History

12.06.18

By Kieron Passaway
Sex

This Is How Cocaine Affects Your Sperm and Your Dick

08.09.18

By Tom Usher
Sex

How to Last Longer in Bed, According to Male Porn Stars

07.26.18

By Mark Hay
Sex

Guys Tell Us What They Think About to Not Cum

01.21.18

By Sam Nichols
Tech

Porn Stars Reveal the Secret to Massive Cum Shots

01.08.18

By Mark Hay
Here’s Why the Trees on Your Street Smell Like Semen

10.17.17

By Julian Morgans
How a Fertility Doctor Impregnated Patients with His Own Sperm

06.12.17

By Ewout Lowie
Tech

Freeze-Dried Space Jizz Could Save Us All

05.23.17

By Drew Schwartz

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Sports

Triple H Dismisses Concern Over Raw on Netflix Streaming Issues

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AEW

Sports

Kenny Omega’s Wrestling Return Is Confirmed (And It’s Not in AEW)

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11.23.24

By Haley Miller
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Gaming

‘Pentiment’ Gave Me the Most Beautiful, Artful Existential Crisis

‘Pentiment’ is a game everyone should play because while it may cause an existential crisis, it’ll validate your humanity.

11.23.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
Screenshot: Sony Interactive Entertainment

Gaming

Trying to 100% ‘Marvel’s Spider-Man’ Was Immensely Satisfying

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11.23.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
Screenshots: Bethesda Softworks

Gaming

Creative Lead of ‘Dishonored’ and ‘Prey’ Says Metacritic Encourages “Safe and Boring” Games

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