Did you know that back in the nineties Valerie Solanas conspired with Jewish secret police to give Elizabeth Taylor’s son AIDS? Here’s how the filthy plot played out.
This Jewish preacher…
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Conspiring with this member of S.C.U.M…
Planted false evidence in the medical file of this young white sports star…
To convince the world that he had AIDS, thereby undermining America’s sense of self-worth and readying the nation for a Zionist takeover. The sportsman’s mother (played by Liz Taylor [RIP in Peace])…
Is understandably upset. As is his banging girlfriend…
Eventually Captain Planet and Gaia save the day…
And teach everyone something important about AIDS.
OK, so the baddies are probably called S.C.U.M. for reasons unrelated to teenage goth pinup Valerie Solanas, the whole Jewishness of the rat baddies isn’t totally explicit, and far be it from me to criticise an environmentalist cartoon that convinced mega-famous people like Elizabeth Taylor to help children understand AIDS… But… Are you telling me that this guy:
Doesn’t remind you of this shit?
Maybe I’m just a conspiracy theorist who sees anti-Semitic plots everywhere.
Anyway, here’s the Captain Planet episode, enjoy not working for 20 minutes.
PETE BOG
