A spectre is haunting social media, occupying the fringes of your Twitter and Tumblr feeds, stammering glottal stops and launching manifestos on YouTube, surfacing in kawaii flower-spangled portraits and Vines soundtracked by the saxaphone from George Michael’s “Careless Whisper.”
The man at the centre of this Buzzfeed-fuelled craze is UK Labour Party Leader Ed Miliband, aka #Milibae, aka object of the #Milifandom, a community of thousands of doting teenage girls.
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Yes, that Ed Miliband.
What makes a person meme-able? Miliband himself has less than half the Twitter following of current UK Prime Minister David Cameron (451k to Cameron’s 985k) and has been labelled awkward and a “North London geek“; he’s been the subject of personal attacks from the Tories that even the traditionally Conservative Daily Telegraph conceded were too much. And yet now he apparently has an online army, composed of teens who lust after him with dodgy political puns and lovingly Photoshop his face onto the bodies of cinema heroes.
On Twitter he is Cool Ed Miliband, on Tumblr he’s Ed Miliband Being Sexy, and on Reddit he’s repped by Milifans. He is the Nation’s Bae, Thug Life Ed, and Ed Snow of Westeros; the bringer of mac and cheese and slashed tuition fees. He is your nerdy boyfriend who spends his nights working on redistributing wealth.
Less than two weeks since it surfaced, the #Milifandom has reached the level of adoration normally accorded to boyband members. It is part genuine fandom and part self-parodying joke: Miliband’s appeal is as the unlikely underdog. An April survey conducted by UK campaign group Hacked Off revealed that 51 percent of respondents believed the press was covering Miliband negatively.
In an interview with the Guardian, the leader of the #Milifandom movement, Abby (she has not disclosed her second name, but is described as an A-level student from St Helens with 17,000+ Twitter followers), revealed that her own parents despise Miliband, grounding her campaign in romanticised teen rebellion.
Perhaps it was Miliband’s rejection by the mainstream press that was the making of #Milibae. Awkward and robotic in front of the cameras, by rights Miliband should have young people cringing, not swooning. He has never heard of Vice (Miliband, you break my heart), nor is he aware of the term “YOLO”. He is a 45-year-old one-time Harvard academic with two children, a studiously unremarkable style of dress, and an adenoidal speaking style.
The “geek” label is especially potent: It is little coincidence that fans have already Photoshopped Miliband onto the body of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock, or placed him in fan fiction alongside Harry Potter. Perhaps Ed Miliband’s appeal goes beyond that of lefty pin-ups like Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis because he is more approachable, more amenable to being mobbed by hordes of selfie-seeking women. Nothing is more becoming for a Labour candidate than the appearance of grassroots support on a platform open to ordinary people. The meaner the offline world is towards Miliband, the more loveable he is as #Milibae.
Delve deeper and every element of the Miliband persona becomes inherently meme-worthy. That ornately silly-sounding name, jarring in permutations like #baemiliband and #milibants, as James Milibond or Travis MiliBickle. Those cartoonish, rubbery features, identifiable even when superimposed onto the face of Hulk Hogan or Bear Grylls or Dr Who. The comically large hands. The big eyes, big hair, and big square-shaped head he has in common with heroes of 80s cinema.
Or perhaps its due to none of these things, but because Ed Miliband is genuinely heroic. He “suavely” rescued a fallen cyclist from traffic back in 2013 and met his wife when he bandaged her hand after she was bitten by a dog while canvassing for him. He has negotiated the legacy of that bacon sandwich with admirable humour. Maybe he’s just been waiting for the right time, and the right photos, to show his good side.
Twitter is heir to the 18th century coffee house forum and its tradition of satire, just as the meme is heir to the hand-drawn political caricature.
Miliband has previously taken part in forced memes, none of which approached the success of the #Milifandom. His Twitter account openly asks for retweets and formats his campaign promises in tweetable images. He fills out cheesy questionnaires where he tries to be charming. He posed in the “This is what a feminist looks like” shirt to mixed reactions, along with doing awkward “collabs” with famous YouTubers.
In a sense, all politicians today are walking memes, policing every step, waiting to have their speeches remixed by CassetteBoy or to be photographed awkwardly eating a hotdog with a fork. Twitter, filled as it is with comedians and journalists, is heir to the 18th century coffee house forum and its tradition of satire, just as the meme is heir to the hand-drawn political caricature.
Miliband as the bae-next-door could never exist without Cameron’s attempts to be your best friend, or Putin posing as a superhero. And Twitter has a way of forcing its users to take sides, with fandoms serving both as training and inspiration for political mobilisation.
Ed Miliband is memeable, and this has made him loveable. At least for now. The #milifandom only came into existence two weeks ago, and can only end one of two ways: with Miliband rejected by the greater UK public at next week’s election, or with Labour in power and him no longer the underdog.
But one prophecy, made in the first ever tweet to feature the term #milifandom, has proven true so far: “The #milifandom will grow stronger every day.”