YO I AINT KNOW SHIT ABOUT DANNY BROWN TIL I WAS AT A MY NIGGA COMBAT JACK’S BYOBBQ A COUPLE SUMMERS AGO AND I SEEN HOMIE DO “BLUNT AFTER BLUNT” AND I WAS LIKE “BRUH THIS NIGGA HAIR IS WEIRD BUT HE UP THERE FUCKIN KILLIN IT!” SO I DID MY RESEARCH AND LEARNED ABOUT XXX WHICH WAS TOUGH SO I WAS LIKE MAN I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS NIGGA DROP SOME NEW SHIT.
DON’T GET CONFUSED BY THIS NIGGA CRAZY OUTFITS B THIS NIGGA IS FUCKIN SPITTIN. HARD. HOOD SHIT. HE SAID IT HIMSELF “FUCK A HIPSTER, SQUEEZE A TRIGGER, YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP IM A HOOD ASS NIGGA” DUDE GOT THAT STRAIGHT RAW AGGRESSION THAT I WAS MISSIN IN RAP B. IF YOU LISTEN TO “GREMLINS” AND STILL FRONT ON THIS NIGGA THEN YOU JUST A BALLBAG THAT NEVER CARRIED A BOXCUTTER OR SCREWDRIVER IN THE SLEEVE OF YOUR NORTHFACE FOR SELF DEFENSIVE PURPOSES. YOU EVER STAB A NIGGA WITH A SCREWDRIVER? NO? ME EITHER……….. HOLY SHIT THIS SONG WITH FREDDIE GIBBS IS FUCKIN HARD HOLY SHIT!!!!! *KICKS A HOLE IN A COP CAR* THIS SHIT IS LIKE “VERBAL INTERCOURSE” 2013. FEATURES ON THIS SHIT ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT B. IF YOU READ THEM ON PAPER YOU PROLLY BE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK IS PURITY RING?” OR MAYBE U LIKE “CHARLI XCX IS CHARLI BALTIMORES NEW ALIAS?” BUT GUESS WHAT? BOTH THOSE JOINTS GO B. #SHOUTOUT CHARLI XCX TOO. HEY BOO. THERE’S A GOOD BALANCE OF PUNCH NIGGA IN THE FACIAL MUSIC AND SMOKE A BLUNT WHILE PERHAPS RECEIVING TOP FROM A WOMAN WHO WENT TO A PRIVATE COLLEGE AND DOESN’T REGRET IT BECAUSE HER PARENTS PAID FOR THE WHOLE SHIT SO SHE DOESN’T FEEL BAD ABOUT PAYING 200 RACKS FOR A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE.
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THERE’S A SONG ON HERE CALLED “DUBSTEP” THAT I WAS REALLY WORRIED WAS GONNA BE SOME STRAIGHT BULLSHIT BUT THIS NIGGA FLIPPED IT! DANNY BROWN FLIPPED A SONG CALLED DUBSTEP THAT SOUNDS LIKE DUBSTEP!? NIGGA SAID “I HAD THEM DUBS ON THE STEP” WHICH I’M ASSUMING MEANS HE WAS SELLING 20’S OF AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE WHICH IS WASSUP. I ENJOY RAP ABOUT DRUGS AND VIOLENCE. I’M NOT EVEN MAD AT THE BRITISH TEA TIME NIGGA RAPPING ALL FAST & SHIT SOUNDING LIKE AN ARISTOCRATIC SQUIRREL. YO THE BEATS ON THIS SHIT RANGE FROM REALLY GOOD TO REAL WEIRD BUT GOOD WEIRD. LIKE SEEING A REGULAR GIRL WITH HER CLITORIS PIERCED. LIKE SHORTY IS A VERY REGULAR GIRL THAT WEARS UGGS AND ATTENDS A CUNY, BUT YOU TAKE HER BACK TO THE CRIB AND HER WOMAN PP HAS A METAL BAR THROUGH IT ON SOME WILD SHIT. THIS ALBUM IS BASICALLY A GANGSTA CLIT PIERCING. I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST POSITIVE WAY POSSIBLE. IT’S POPPIN AND EVEN THE SHIT YOU THINK IS GONNA SUCK IS POPPIN. YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE DANNY. SALUTE B.
I GIVE THIS A SOLID 4.8 OUTTA 5 I TOOK OFF ONE TENTH OF A POINT OFF FOR THAT JOINT WITH AB SOUL WHICH WAS LIKE EHH. I TOOK OFF ANOTHER TENTH CUZ ACTION BRONSON AND/OR A$AP FERG SHOULDA BEEN ON THIS.
STANDOUT TRACKS: YO “GREMLINS” SUCH A HARD JOINT PAUSE. ALSO “FLOAT ON” IS EXCELLENT NARCOTIC BJ MUZIK.
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