Workin’ On My Night Cheese

“Cheddy Krueger” illustration by Johnny Ryan

British Medical Journal

British Medical Journal

suppose

Just

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might

LAUREN

Vice: Talk us through your cheeses.

Lauren:

Just the hard stuff, eh?

Thought it might. Tell us what you dreamt.

Shit.

What happened next?

Your dreams were annoying?

What do you think she was saying?

Do you remember anything else?

I’m sorry to hear it.

So, cheese dreams: fact or fiction?

LANI

Vice: What delicious cheese did you get to eat last night?

Lani:

Cheap and cheerful. Did you dream?

Do tell.

That dream sounds boring. What else have you got?

Go see a door?

OK, I suppose that’s a bit weird.

Then what happened?

That’s it?

Did you notice any effect from the cheese at all?

TAIT

Vice: What did you eat?

Tait:

Your body must hate you right now. Any dreams?

What do you think it means?

Well, that sounds vivid at least. Anything else?

That’s kind of a letdown, considering how awful that Stilton smelled.

Works as a theory… So in a way, you’re saying that cheese dreams do exist.

So there you have it. Pretty conclusive stuff. Three out of three people think cheese dreams sort-of kind-of exist. So, have a Gouda night and don’t let the Muensters bite! Cheese puns!