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The Pope: Oh, definitely. It's in the teachings. The Pope's edicts are true. There can't be one church at the time of Christ, another a thousand years ago and another today. There is only one true interpretation of scripture.I see. So it's not like you just always have to win at snooker, or something?
Oh no! Nothing like that. It's only in matters of scripture.Is the Vatican aware of your existence? Have you ever corresponded with them?
I sent notice of excommunication of Pope John Paul II to The Vatican in 1982. I didn't hear back from him, obviously. Also, when I was first elected in 1990, one of the newspapers did a story and they phoned up the Vatican for comment. Obviously, it was just a typical "no comment" situation.If he held the reins in Rome, he assures us, the paedo-priests would have had their chips by now. He quotes a 16th century pontiff who decreed the punishment for paedophilia to be death, and a 1917 bull about the instant excommunication of sex-abusing priests.“I hold prayer meetings, I perform the stations of the cross – and of course there's a lot of people interested in the church around the world – and keeping up with all that correspondence takes a lot of my time.”Twenty years in, he's still only 50 and there's a lifetime of Popery ahead of him. Though his organisation has plans in place for a fresh Papal conclave, should he pass away suddenly.
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