Dos & Don'ts

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    Dos & Don'ts

    As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.

    VICE Staff

  • Holy Fuck!

    When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked.

    Johnny C. Philips

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  • Tidbits

    Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.

    VICE Staff

  • Dos & Don'ts

    Girls don't masturbate the way we do.

    VICE Staff

  • Dos & Don'ts

    Hey, lesbians, why you gotta hate? We're not all bad.

    VICE Staff
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    Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood."

    VICE Staff
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