Theft
I Got My Car Fixed in a Polish Prison
Warsaw's Rakowiecka Prison doesn't advertise – since it's one of the best car repair centres in the city, word of mouth is enough to keep the inmates busy.
Inside Florida's Codeine Black Market
Long glamorized by Dirty South rap acts, "lean" is increasingly lucrative on the street thanks in part to prescription drug busts.
My Life as a Kleptomaniac
It still shocks me when people react negatively to my stealing. I guess part of the horror/beauty of mental illness is the totally blinkered relationship you develop with risk. Getting busted doesn't even occur to me.
Why Stealing Legos May Be the Perfect Crime
A recent undercover sting operation busted a Lego thief in Portland, but thanks to the toy bricks' high price and the ease of reselling them online, stealing them has become a lucrative trade.
The Real Deal Crew Remembers Bad Deeds of Christmas Past in Today's Comic from Lawrence Hubbard
The genius behind "Real Deal Magazine" illustrates the OG way to get your Christmas loot.
An Indiana Man Has Been Convicted of Stealing Brains from a Former Hospital for the Insane
And then putting them on eBay.
Sinead O'Connor Is Spazzing Out on Her Booking Agent for Stealing from Her
She says she only made €500 for three shows that netted her booking agent upwards of €11,000
The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened at the Dentist
If your mouth hurts like a motherfucker after a root canal, at least you didn't wake up with permanent brain damage or all your teeth missing.
A Brief History of People Stealing Entire Houses
Making off with a whole house is hard to manage, hard to get away with and hard on the victims. It also happens more often than you might think.