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English Nationalists Are Upset Because the BBC Said Dressing Up As a Crusader Might Not Be Chill
The kind of people who think Christmas cards are about to be made illegal are very annoyed right now.
Misbehaving Kids Could Get Burgers for Wearing Bike Helmets
It's part of an incentive to bolster "good moral values".
According to Kids, There Were Questions About 'Vaping and Selfies' on Their Exam Papers
Being young sucks enough without your fucking exam papers trying to be your mate.
Science Says You Can Evolve a Bigger Penis By Simply Fucking More
Beetles have done it, so why not us?
A Chilean Man Tried to Feed Himself to a Bunch of Zoo Lions
Franco Luis Ferrada survived his alleged suicide attempt, but now two lions are dead.
Last Month Was the Hottest Month on Record and It's Only Getting Hotter
Is it hot in here or what? The answer is a resounding and scientifically backed-up "yes."
A 30-Year-Old Cat Named Scooter Is Officially the Oldest Cat in the World
This little Siamese cat is 30, which is longer than I hope to live for.
Germany Will Make Medicinal Cannabis Legal in 2017
Seriously ill patients will have access to medical marijuana with a doctor's presecription by early 2017.
There's a Deadly Batch of Ecstasy Currently Going Around Manchester
Following the death of a 17-year-old girl this weekend, police have warned that anyone who's taken a "MasterCard" pill should seek urgent medical attention.
Jury Rules that Hillsborough Deaths Were Unlawful and Blames Police
An inquiry has found the 96 deaths to be the result of "gross negligence" and exonerated fans there on the day of any responsibility.