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Indonesian Flight Delayed So Cabin Crew Could Remove 2 Tons of Smelly-Ass Durian
“I yelled at the other passengers 'Who on this plane wants to fly?' They all chanted back 'not us!!'"
British Man Petitions to Drink 2,000-Year-Old 'Red Liquid' from Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
Obviously, we should be allowed to can, carbonate and ultimately chug Egypt’s oldest bone broth.
James Cameron Says Men Should Eat Vegan to Get Better Boners
The director of 'Avatar' says ditching meat and dairy will make your D, uh, titanic.
Help Us Identify This Extremely Moldy Food (?) Found in an Airbnb Microwave
It's the worst thing I've ever seen!!!
Study Says Birthday Candles Are Covering Your Cake in Germs
The horror show really begins when you blow out the candles.
Man Goes on Naked Rampage After Finding Onions in His Food
This incident led to charges of terroristic threats, indecent exposure, resisting arrest, and public drunkenness.
Cinemas Keep Finding Cucumbers After 'Fifty Shades Darker' Screenings
If you’re considering pleasuring yourself to Jamie Dornan’s one unchanging facial expression, stay home and watch the first one, on your own upholstery. Or, good lord, at least take your vegetables with you when you leave the theater.
Painting’s Evolution in the Digital Age
A new exhibition explores how painting has responded to mass media.
Confessions of an Ex-Pickup Artist
Trying to pick up girls at "Pester Square" wasn't as glamorous as you'd think. At least I got out at the right time. Some take it too far and become embittered and alienated.
Brits Abroad Are Competing in Magaluf Blowjob Races
Head to a bar crawl there to compete in this thrilling new sport.