Dos & Don'ts
Venice Beach
Cultural assassins Fat Jew and Cat Marnell commandeer a surveillance van to make fun of the hottest messes on the streets of Venice Beach.
Dos & Don'ts
Rolling on E can be a bit of a bummer if you're not the center of attention and nobody wants to make out with you. But when you're the master of ceremonies and you're lying there like a Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options...
Dos & Don'ts
When you're over 25, you're ready for a bit of droop factor in the tit department. Not sagging weasel heads but a cute little-brown nippled "fuck you" to the world of fake tits. Some girls know that and they send out secret boob messages from inside...
Dos & Don'ts
The longer Johnny Cash lies dead the more obvious it becomes the Man in Black rules everything around us. As his last days approached, the country-music industry blew him off and told him he was no longer relevant to the modern world. Then he got...
Dos & Don'ts
And we thought last month's "Paki Wearing a Skrewdriver Belt Buckle" was as good as it gets.
Dos & Don'ts
What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto."
Dos and Don'ts of Photography
The only thing you will learn from four years of college photo classes is what not to do.
100 Extra Dos & Don'ts
Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.